Man walks into the shop and farts.
Thats it.
Doesn't even look embarrassed - he is still here, just looking at the books - pretending it hasn't happened.
Dilemma......
It is now horrible and smelly in my shop - he is still here. Do I acknowledge the fetid production of his nether regions by lighting an incense stick - or do I hold out and hope.
It's no good - the incense is calling.... I can't go on....... this may be my last post......
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I wouldn't just light the incense - I'd take out my biggest and most obvious books on digestion as well. And possibly do a really loud burp.
But the dogs...Won't someone please think of the dogs.
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