Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Returns Policy

Telephone call from a lady

"Hello can I have the address to return a book please"

Having given her the address - I asked which book and what the problem is.

"Oh I can't remember, I buy so many - I brought it a month or two ago, but I haven't opened the parcel"

"Well why are you returning it"

"Oh i just don't want it any more...."


1 comment:

Griffin said...

I wish I could buy so many books a month... at least I'd read them. The woman is clearly a nincompoop and her unopened book is too good for her... so there!