If another person who I have never seen before, walks in, and tells me what a tragedy it is that the shop is closing - then walks out again, I reserve the right to kill them.
Slowly
and Painfully.
Daft enough to read this stuff !
About Me
- Mitchell Mutt
- I have a second hand & Antiquarian bookshop in the South of England, with a specialism in Poetry and older books. My glamorous assistant Rosie dog and handsome Bookshop owner Marc assist me. Otherwise, I seem to spend my time either at a moot, out in the woods, or down at the gym (mainly Sauna rather than exersize, but you gotta try)
1 comments:
Seems fair. I suggest an open fire and a cheese grater.
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