Young man comes into the shop.
"I want to buy a book to learn stuff"
"What sort of Stuff"
You know .... I want a book to teach me things - can you recommend a book that will give me knowledge"
"Knowledge about what exactly ?"
"Oh everything ......I brought my mum a book for Christmas .. It was on Naturamony"
"You know - Bones and stuff"
"Ah, anatomy ..... Is she a nurse ?"
"No she works in a cafe... But i liked the pictures of bones and stuff.....
"Has she read it ?"
"She's looked at it... Don't think she's read it. ....... David Ike is good isn't he - he talks a lot of sense - who would have thought the royal family are all aliens"
"Well there are some who would question whether everything David Ike says is true"
"No its true, I saw it in a book - he says you have to wear blue to be safe from the aliens. Thats the sort of knowledge I want to learn"
"Ah sir, you will be needing our paranoid consipracy theory bollocks section then"