Tuesday, October 14, 2008

All at Sea

"Hello, we have three books on the Royal Navy, how much would you pay for them"

"Have you got them with you ?"

"Oh no, they are much too heavy"

"Who are they by"

"Don't know, we've never read them"

"And the titles ?"

"No idea"

"Well are they part of a set, or are they individual books ?"

"How are we supposed to know - I told you we hadn't read them...."

1 comment:

Griffin said...

I'd love to see this twit looking for something in a library. The librarian would be very, very polite with him.

Set one of your sales assistants on 'em I say.