What have I done to deserve this week? (Please don't rush to answer this - I'm sure there is some Karmic reason somewhere - I don't really want to know)
Today was the turn of the American Evangelical Christian.
Here I am, sat innocently behind my desk, tapping away on my little computer, when a nonedescript American with about 5 cameras around his neck comes up and asks me where the Bibles are.
I show him to the Christian books, where I have bibles in Greek, Latin, Welsh, a couple of old Apocrypha and of course the Talmud in Hebrew.
He is disappointed that I don't have any modern Bibles, and I explain a bit about the economics of 16th Century Bible good - 20th Century rather common.
He browses for a little while and then appears again at the desk, and begins a fine rant on how I have lots of evil books - but no bibles in English. Here I am expecting the esoteric section to come in for a bashing, but instead he turns on the Karl Marx books, and complains about how Jews and communists are ruining God's world - and how Marx is in fact the Antichrist and the Endtimes are here.
Always nice to have a reasoned intellectual discussion at work.
He didn't buy anything!